Laser Month! Week 2 - Laser vs Balloons - Smarter Every Day 35
Laser Month! Week 2 - Laser vs Balloons - Smarter Every Day 35
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Laser Month! Week 2 - Laser vs Balloons - Smarter Every Day 35
Coolt · 4:28
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A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem. Collective just loves that Nidalee. *Edit* I love me some Nidalee. ;) - Collective Mp3 Download-: http://www.purevolume.com/PlayerPOV/albums/Parodies Lyrics: Chorus: Hi! My main is...My main is... My main is....Nidalee x2 Verse One: Hi kids, do you like spear shots, That only seem to hit when fighting easy bots? Wanna copy me, and build her like I did? Buy a quick silver sash in case they silence?/ Our Shen's dead weight, I'm forced to initiate, While watching our Malzahar surpress their Twisted Fate, And our Tristana says: "Collective, you a real scrub" Uh uhh! "You're 0/6 bro. You suck." / Since minions spawned, every time I heal y'all, I begin to do the impossible like I'm James Bond, I got pissed off, and ripped Caitlyn's top (hat) off, And said "I'm sick of Shen" and told her to go top/ She tried to warn me, saying I wouldnt last, Their Sona tricked me "Press D to dance!", So I switched my game up, to harass, And it backfired, now I'm porting back/ Verse Two: It's hug-a-turret day, I refuse to die, And wind up like our Twitch who is 0/5, Mashed my face and keyboard, and pressed enter, "Reported for verbal abuse!" Very clever.../ Another team argument, placed in all chat, About how our Mordekaiser and Akali's bad, I facepalmed so hard, my skin tissue's turning blue, I guess it's true what they say about solo que/ Claming they be hacking, cause they made me 3/8, Riot activated "God Mode", for the pre-mades, Making these excuses, it's hard to keep it straight, Let's cut the chase, and start feeding right away/ Playing drunk, and way past my limit, Blurred vision, all my Q's are hitting minions, I have a dream, that stays to this date, To host an episode, of Summoner's Showcase/ Verse Three: Stop the game! Our tank is afk! Hold up, don't push, can we take a break? I'm not ready to lose, especially 4v5, Our tank is afk, and he's the one with fortify/ Should I stay or disconnect, I can barely decide, Well, my rage quit number is over 65, Maybe I will stay and play it out, As we speak, our turrets are being taken down/ Lost to Casseopia, y'know what's more embarassin'? ___________________________________ Exactly, haha, nothing at all, Except for Orianna asking the other to touch balls/ So their Fiddle's in the middle, and Sivir's in the river, Really, what's the point of not downing all my liquor? I started healing Karma, cause I stopped caring, It's my fault we lost, it's a burden I'm Baron/ (Get it?)
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José Mário dos Santos Félix Mourinho born 26 January 1963 in Setúbal) is a Portuguese football manager and the current manager of Real Madrid in the Spanish La Liga. He has the nickname "The Special One", a self-proclaimed title which was later taken up by the British media. The son of Portuguese goalkeeper José Félix Mourinho, Mourinho started out as a player but he was dissatisfied with his lack of skill and switched to management. After spells working as an assistant manager and a youth team coach in the early 1990s, he became an interpreter for Sir Bobby Robson. There, Mourinho learnt much from the veteran coach and worked with him at Sporting Clube de Portugal and Porto in Portugal, before following him to Spanish club Barcelona. He began focusing on coaching and impressed with brief but successful managerial periods at Sport Lisboa e Benfica and União de Leiria. He returned to Porto in 2002, this time as head coach, and soon became a force to be reckoned with, making the treble, winning the Portuguese Liga, Cup of Portugal, and UEFA Cup in 2003. Greater success followed in 2004 as Mourinho guided the team to the top of the league for a second time and won the highest honour in European club football, the UEFA Champions League. Mourinho moved to Chelsea the following year and won two consecutive Premier League titles in 2005 and 2006, among other domestic honours. He often courted controversy for his outspokenness, but his victories at Chelsea and Porto established him as one of the world's top football managers, well regarded by both his peers and the press. Additionally, he was named the world's best football manager by the International Federation of Football History and Statistics (IFFHS) for both the 2004--05 and 2005--06 seasons. After a fall-out with the Chelsea hierarchy, he moved to Italy's Serie A, signing a three-year contract with Internazionale in mid-2008. Within three months, he had won his first Italian honour, the Supercoppa Italiana, and completed his first season in Italy by winning the Serie A league title. He then followed that up the following year by winning the first treble in Italian history, the Serie A league title, Coppa Italia, and the UEFA Champions League, thus becoming the third manager in football history to win two UEFA Champions League with two different teams, after Ernst Happel and Ottmar Hitzfeld.Due to these achievements he again won the IFFHS best football manager for the 2009--10 season and the first ever FIFA Ballon d'Or Best Coach Award in 2010. Mourinho is regarded by some as the best manager in world football today. In 2010, before their semi-final second-leg clash, Josep Guardiola of Barcelona said: "In terms of the world's best managers, when you compare José [Mourinho] to Sir Alex [Ferguson], Arsène [Wenger] and Fabio [Capello], he is still very young. But even at his age there is a very strong case for him being the best manager in the world. That's the truth. On 28 May 2010, his appointment as head coach at Real Madrid was confirmed, signing a four-year contract.
Sport · 12:05
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