League of Legends PARODY - "My Main Is" by Collective

A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem. Collective just loves that Nidalee. *Edit* I love me some Nidalee. ;) - Collective Mp3 Download-: http://www.purevolume.com/PlayerPOV/albums/Parodies Lyrics: Chorus: Hi! My main is...My main is... My main is....Nidalee x2 Verse One: Hi kids, do you like spear shots, That only seem to hit when fighting easy bots? Wanna copy me, and build her like I did? Buy a quick silver sash in case they silence?/ Our Shen's dead weight, I'm forced to initiate, While watching our Malzahar surpress their Twisted Fate, And our Tristana says: "Collective, you a real scrub" Uh uhh! "You're 0/6 bro. You suck." / Since minions spawned, every time I heal y'all, I begin to do the impossible like I'm James Bond, I got pissed off, and ripped Caitlyn's top (hat) off, And said "I'm sick of Shen" and told her to go top/ She tried to warn me, saying I wouldnt last, Their Sona tricked me "Press D to dance!", So I switched my game up, to harass, And it backfired, now I'm porting back/ Verse Two: It's hug-a-turret day, I refuse to die, And wind up like our Twitch who is 0/5, Mashed my face and keyboard, and pressed enter, "Reported for verbal abuse!" Very clever.../ Another team argument, placed in all chat, About how our Mordekaiser and Akali's bad, I facepalmed so hard, my skin tissue's turning blue, I guess it's true what they say about solo que/ Claming they be hacking, cause they made me 3/8, Riot activated "God Mode", for the pre-mades, Making these excuses, it's hard to keep it straight, Let's cut the chase, and start feeding right away/ Playing drunk, and way past my limit, Blurred vision, all my Q's are hitting minions, I have a dream, that stays to this date, To host an episode, of Summoner's Showcase/ Verse Three: Stop the game! Our tank is afk! Hold up, don't push, can we take a break? I'm not ready to lose, especially 4v5, Our tank is afk, and he's the one with fortify/ Should I stay or disconnect, I can barely decide, Well, my rage quit number is over 65, Maybe I will stay and play it out, As we speak, our turrets are being taken down/ Lost to Casseopia, y'know what's more embarassin'? ___________________________________ Exactly, haha, nothing at all, Except for Orianna asking the other to touch balls/ So their Fiddle's in the middle, and Sivir's in the river, Really, what's the point of not downing all my liquor? I started healing Karma, cause I stopped caring, It's my fault we lost, it's a burden I'm Baron/ (Get it?)

2011-08-12 · 4:29 · 0 kommentarer · av Hassman

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