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A long, long time ago, in the Stone Age, our story began. We wanted to have dinosaurs, because, as one legendary game designer said - they are simply awesome. After hard deliberations, arguments, someone's bloody nose, more arguments and after we had to bury very deep the body of that legendary game designer, we decided to make game without dinosaurs. Sorry!
Have you ever wondered what it's like to grow an empire from scratch? Rage Wars will allow you to do that starting from the exiting Stone Age where everything looks simple and easy. You can train your Clubmen and lead them in glorious and epic battles ... of killing some chickens for lunch. Well, you can always attack your neighbors too and check if your war balloon is operational. Hope it works :)
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A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem. Collective just loves that Nidalee.
*Edit* I love me some Nidalee. ;) - Collective
Mp3 Download-:
http://www.purevolume.com/PlayerPOV/albums/Parodies
Lyrics:
Chorus:
Hi! My main is...My main is...
My main is....Nidalee x2
Verse One:
Hi kids, do you like spear shots,
That only seem to hit when fighting easy bots?
Wanna copy me, and build her like I did?
Buy a quick silver sash in case they silence?/
Our Shen's dead weight, I'm forced to initiate,
While watching our Malzahar surpress their Twisted Fate,
And our Tristana says: "Collective, you a real scrub"
Uh uhh! "You're 0/6 bro. You suck." /
Since minions spawned, every time I heal y'all,
I begin to do the impossible like I'm James Bond,
I got pissed off, and ripped Caitlyn's top (hat) off,
And said "I'm sick of Shen" and told her to go top/
She tried to warn me, saying I wouldnt last,
Their Sona tricked me "Press D to dance!",
So I switched my game up, to harass,
And it backfired, now I'm porting back/
Verse Two:
It's hug-a-turret day, I refuse to die,
And wind up like our Twitch who is 0/5,
Mashed my face and keyboard, and pressed enter,
"Reported for verbal abuse!" Very clever.../
Another team argument, placed in all chat,
About how our Mordekaiser and Akali's bad,
I facepalmed so hard, my skin tissue's turning blue,
I guess it's true what they say about solo que/
Claming they be hacking, cause they made me 3/8,
Riot activated "God Mode", for the pre-mades,
Making these excuses, it's hard to keep it straight,
Let's cut the chase, and start feeding right away/
Playing drunk, and way past my limit,
Blurred vision, all my Q's are hitting minions,
I have a dream, that stays to this date,
To host an episode, of Summoner's Showcase/
Verse Three:
Stop the game! Our tank is afk!
Hold up, don't push, can we take a break?
I'm not ready to lose, especially 4v5,
Our tank is afk, and he's the one with fortify/
Should I stay or disconnect, I can barely decide,
Well, my rage quit number is over 65,
Maybe I will stay and play it out,
As we speak, our turrets are being taken down/
Lost to Casseopia, y'know what's more embarassin'?
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Exactly, haha, nothing at all,
Except for Orianna asking the other to touch balls/
So their Fiddle's in the middle, and Sivir's in the river,
Really, what's the point of not downing all my liquor?
I started healing Karma, cause I stopped caring,
It's my fault we lost, it's a burden I'm Baron/ (Get it?)