The Grim Comedian #1 Death Joke
Death, The Grim Comedian debutes with this politically incorrect joke. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you will burn in hell.
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Death, The Grim Comedian debutes with this politically incorrect joke. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you will burn in hell.
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HALF LIFE 3 RELEASE DATE LEAKED On 1st of April!!! brought to you by AkillesOfSweden. It was the 1st of April when I was just browsing through the web like a lazy person. Suddenly it flashed before my eyes and I saw it. HL3 xbone bundle!!! on webhallen. I knew there was just a matter of second until they would figure out that they had permaturely announced Half Life 3. So, I captured some footage from the website to bring you this video. KOWNLEDGE TO THE PEOPLE!!! Hope you enjoy watching :) Source: http://www.webhallen.com/se-sv/spel/xbox_one/197249-xbox_one_basenhet-500gb_nordic_day_one_half_life_3_bundle&atcl=search:result BTW if you havn't figured out by now that it is a april fools joke. You should proberly get of the internet :P Music and soundeffects from www.audiomicro.com SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=AkillesOfSweden FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/AkillesOfSweden TWITTER https://twitter.com/AkillesOfSweden GOOGLE+ https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/114862361885473208150/114862361885473208150/posts SUBSCRIBER GOAL 100 REWARD: I will create a montage video featuring my best moments EVAR!!! Info about the game: Half-Life (stylized HλLF-LIFE) is a series of first-person shooter video games that share a single science fiction alternate history. The games in the series all utilize either the GoldSrc or Source engines and are linear, narrative, single-player titles. Valve Corporation is the developer, and partly the publisher and distributor, for their signature games of the series. Each of these games features the player as the main protagonist, Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist initially employed by the Black Mesa Research Facility. Two of these games, Half-Life and Half-Life 2 are full length titles, while two more, Half-Life 2: Episode One and Half-Life 2: Episode Two, are shorter, episodic titles. A final episode, Half-Life 2: Episode Three, was originally scheduled to appear around Christmas 2007, [1] but now has no public release date. A puzzle-based first-person series, set in the same fictional universe as the Half-Life games, was created with Portal in 2007, followed by a sequel, Portal 2, in 2011.
Parodier · 2:36
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These items were only pictures
WTF · 2:01
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Detta är gjort på riktigt, respektlöst men det var svar på tal
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En gammal klassiker (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Rudolph and I quit. Just who's he think he is? That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh, crackin' that fuckin' whip. And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. And what about us elves, we've had enough as well, workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell, we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off, stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like, sneakin into those little kid's rooms he's a fuckin' paedophile, A devious old drunk, and I'm married to the cunt, So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. (Chorus) Ho ho fucking ho, What a crock o' shit, We all work for Santa Claus, We've had enough, we quit. Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show, Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho. Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
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FyreUK build a huge Japanese/Oriental inspired region, including a city, villages, temples, shrines and more! This timelapse consisted of - 25 hours 15mins - 2.8TB of Raw Footage : Recorded over 7 days with two camera perspectives. Over 50 people participated in building, and this timelapse included the first ever underwater shot FyreUK have ever done. ♥ Enjoy and remember to comment, rate and Subscribe! ♥ ★ Donate to join FyreUK: http://fyreuk.com/forum/threads/fyreuk-accepting-donations-with-server-access.5103/ ★★ Special thanks to all of these people for their hardwork on planning, leading and building in the Timelapse as well as work in the past on builds that inspired us: ★★ Darcness, ek628, Zejulius, TheMcfarmer, Tinchy_Ninja, shiggy1339, roland223, ihopl, Thorzon, Soundblast, Nemesis, Spherefs, JenDrk, Chrs_, Nekrong, Motomasher and Medi731 ◆ Location Names: - City of Mugetsu {Large City} - Aozora Village {Highland Village} - Natsu villa {Summer Villa} - Ugetsu Temple {Mountain Temple} - Kurage Village {Fishing Village} - The Fuhen Tree and Traveler Shrine {Large Tree and Shrine} - Sunken Ruin of Mizu {Underwater Ruin} - Temple of Rangetsu {Large central Temple} ◆Texture pack: Dokucraft Creative Pack : http://dokucraft.co.uk/ ◆Mods used: Optifine - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-123-optifine-hd-b-fps-boost-hd-textures-aa-af-and-more/ Camera Studio - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/938825-124-camera-studio-updated-on-mar-25/ GLSL Shaders - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1544257-glsl-shaders-mod-modified-by-karyonix/ ♫ Music ♫ Intro/Outro Music by: NubbyCakums - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RgpV5wIxpE ▪▪ Music by Approaching Nirvana: ▪▪ http://www.youtube.com/user/ApproachingNirvana ♪Song 1: Glimpse of Winter Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/HaQflN ♪Song 2: Aura Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/HghyM5 ♪Song 3: Quixote Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/GW9LJj Purchase their new EP Group 12 here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/group-12-ep/id651621849 ▪▪ Cinematic Music by TM23: ▪▪ ♪Song 4: Koto - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/450793 - Links - ► Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/FyreUK ► Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/FyreUK ► Email: mail@fyreuk.com ► Website: http://www.fyreuk.com ▪Subscribe to FyreUK: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=FyreUK All music has been used with the correct usage rights discussed on the Approaching Nirvana channel - info found in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0HbjNRUwIA
Coolt · 14:30
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Harlem shake with some very special guests... Huge thanks to Wayne Brady! Follow him on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/waynebrady Also follow these guys! Greg: http://www.twitter.com/slopsmcgee Will: http://www.twitter.com/willshayhan Derek: http://www.twitter.com/dereleektv My INFO Check out my 2nd Channel for more vlogs: http://www.youtube.com/higatv Follow me on twitter for more useless stuff about me http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga Like my facebook page if you're into that sorta stuff http://www.facebook.com/higatv Oh and here is my site... theres not much on it.. but here: http://www.higatv.com
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The Asch conformity experiments were a series of studies published in the 1950s that demonstrated the power of conformity in groups. These are also known as the "Asch Paradigm".
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These are the Top Fails of the year in League of Legends. Check out the Top Epics of the Year here: http://youtu.be/wI75R9TzT80 Music supplied by Approaching Nirvana, check them out below. Music: Approaching Nirvana - Shadows' vigilante iTunes: http://bit.ly/qegBwK Artist channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ApproachingNirvana Music: Approaching Nirvana - Last of Us iTunes: http://bit.ly/Q0rqli Artist channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ApproachingNirvana Music: Approaching Nirvana - Death of a King iTunes: http://bit.ly/Q0rqli http://www.youtube.com/user/ApproachingNirvana
Coolt · 10:36
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These kids send a 300lb snowball down a large hill and take out two of their friends. It's going to be tough to pick up that spare.
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GUYS, THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY NEW CHANNEL: http://www.youtube.com/user/ShuboProductionz?feature=mhee PLEASE SHOW SOME SUPPORT! I'll BE MAKING EMINEM VIDEOS ON THAT CHANNEL, POSSIBLY! Contains scenes from the Movie: "8 Mile" Make sure you watch 8 Mile. It is one of the most motivational and inspiring film I ever seen. - (L-Y-R-I-C-S): Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old partner', but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da [Hook] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfucking roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhyming and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder Trying to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not cause maybe the only opportunity that I got [Hook] You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Musik · 4:20
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THESE ARE THE LYRICSS woooooooooooooooooooooooo This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what, I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter, You're my experimental game Just human nature, It's not what, Good girls do Not how they should behave My head gets so confused Hard to obey I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it, Us girls we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist so touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chap stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it
Musik · 3:11
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Music video by Natasha Bedingfield performing These Words. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 340,320. (C) 2004 Sony BMG Music Entertainment (UK) Limited
Musik · 3:41
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Blacked Eyed Peas - content that is owned or licensed by these content owners: * Content owner: UMG Entertainment Type: Audio content go to: www.youtube.com/fatboygetdown watch his other videos
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The first 48 videos, in case you don't want to watch them one by one. I know 48 isn't a round number, but that's the max number of videos allowed by the editor. EDIT: I'm seeing a lot of people criticizing this game, saying it wasn't tested properly, etc. That isn't true. These glitches mostly have to be done on purpose, and glitchy areas are mostly out of the way. The game wouldn't nearly be as fun without the glitches, but the main game functions perfectly and the glitches don't make the multiplayer broken, so if anything this game is a testing triumph. EDIT 2: Turns out there are fifty videos. I guess Youtube's video editor can't count.
Spel · 8:19 · Utvalt klipp
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Bästa aprilskämtet någonsin!
LOL · 2:26
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I don't own the music: Nightwish - Wishmaster but the video is taken by my friend and me At one of my parties Ipsen the Alcoholic Viking got a challenge from a student from my school. The challange to drink 15 shots of pure vodka and the Viking was victorious. If you are intrested in seeing more of these challanges go in on our fanpage on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ipsen-The-Alcholic-Viking/293229417387171 and press "like" and then add your own challange for the viking. Help us spread this video on existenz.se!
LOL · 0:46
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SUPPORT KONY 2012 HERE - IMPORTANT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc EditorsClub™ Powerful Editing LIKE/FAV/COMMENT AND SUPPORT EDITORSCLUB,EDITOR AND PLAYER. Editor: http://www.youtube.com/user/xivox94 Gameplay By: Mr. Bean Words from editor: It's so serious! Music: Loba Loba - Mr. Beans mix Disclaimer: All Credit goes to the Above Artist/Label for the Audio Used. This song is for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement intended. All these shows is shown on Editorsclub. Submit your edits to us in a PM with the subject titles that fits your edit: "Edit submission". "Underrated Submission" "Overedit submission" "Guess An Editor submission" "Top 5 Submission" Our new website: http://www.editors-club.com PIN US: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_manager TWITTER: http://twitter.com/@Editorsclub FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Editorsclub/196601073709430 Our $300 Editing Competition: http://youtu.be/9RVkXgJheFo?hd=1 Windows Movie Maker Editing Contest: http://youtu.be/hddixagyBUE?hd=1 Below is some extra relevant info about newer videos which will be published on Editorsclub later this month. We will be publishing videos about FPSRussia, EpicMealtime, FreddieW and many more Youtube stars! The videos will all be cod edited themes about them (example, fpsrussia cod edit). Enjoy! Editorsclub VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO! ray william johnson rjw Ray William Johnson Equals three rwj wiliam =3 newfe drinkin Javelin Missile In Afghanistan
Coolt · 0:55
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Has Holmes truly met his match? Will Moriarty outsmart him once and for all? It's elementary, my dear Watson! In this episode, HISHE pulls out their detective kit to solve these mysteries...
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