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MiChi / Smells Like Teen Spirit

Nirvana Cover.

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Härlig cover på Nelly - Just A Dream

Nelly - Just A Dream cover

Musik · 4:29 · Utvalt klipp
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Kille i publiken somnar under standup

Mike E. Winfield upptäcker att en kille i publiken sover under hans show.

WTF · 2:59 · Utvalt klipp
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Katy Perry Medley!!

Musik · 3:32
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Killarna med sångrösterna!

Cover av "Rolling In the Deep" av Adele.

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THE STERE0TYPES SONG

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/StereotypesSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ***NOTE*** I did NOT get the Scottish and Welsh mixed up. Yes, the Welsh are known for humping sheep, but to the rest of the world the stereotype applies to the Scottish too. Please look it up before you start arguing about it. :) ***********LYRICS************** I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're Out of control like a Chinese driver. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. And I love them Puerto Ricans, Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. I'm just joking. If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians, And the crooked teeth of an English dude Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Brazilian girls is what you want, Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second. National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. (repeat 8x) I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Coolt · 4:26
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Bottles of Beer - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/BottlesofBeer Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ********LYRICS********* I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS. We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms. He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL." "Do I have to go out, dude?" "No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there, And she's been asking about you." I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE. We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s). We drove around for like half the night. Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT. We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin', Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing. The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette Like "automobile, big leck!" I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. I told that HARP that she could go to hell And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA. And down to have some fun, she Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring. The alcohol was all clouding my thinking, So I slapped her on the HEINIKEN I get you a drink? And She said, "ha! You're totally cute. "If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob." Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then The party started moving, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST. 'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world. He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl. I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong." "Of COORS! Challenge accepted." You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record." Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK. We played for a while, and I was wooing them when I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST And CORONA was like, "wow! You can totally touch my boob now." I was EL PRESIDENTE Or maybe a king with my CORONA In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing: [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. [inaudible] bottles of beer. You take one down, you pass it around, You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Musik · 3:41
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