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Curling from Brazil

The main desire!

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Brazilian Reporter Hit by Horse

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Läskigt hissprank från Brasilien

Extremt skrämmande och väl genomfört skämt i Brasilien. Hur hade du reagerat?

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Max Payne 3 - Official Launch Trailer

For Max Payne, the tragedies that took his loved ones years ago are wounds that refuse to heal. No longer a cop, close to washed up and addicted to pain killers, Max takes a job in São Paulo, Brazil, protecting the family of wealthy real estate mogul Rodrigo Branco, in an effort to finally escape his troubled past. But as events spiral out of his control, Max Payne finds himself alone on the streets of an unfamiliar city, desperately searching for the truth and fighting for a way out. Presenting the Official Launch Trailer for Max Payne 3, which will arrive next week in the UK on May 18th. Visit the Pre-Order page for a selection of retail options. www.rockstargames.com/maxpayne3

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Real Madrid vs Barcelona preview: The end of a hegemony? [2012/2011 HD]

Real Madrid vs Barcelona preview: The end of a hegemony? [2012/2011 HD] Real Madrid and Barcelona will clash this Saturday, for the first time in La Liga this season. Real Madrid currently leads the Spanish League table, with 1 game less disputed and a 3 points gap from Barcelona. If the Merengues manage to pull off a victory from the "Clasico", the title race may very well turn out to be a 1-way ride until the end. The "El Clasico" is right around the corner, as Real Madrid and Barcelona bump into each other this Saturday (December 10), in a "La Liga" fixture. Could we finally be on the verge of Barcelona's hegemony end? The "Merengues" haven't won a single game against Barcelona in the Spanish League, since May 2008 (4-1 win), in a total of 5 losses and 1 draw. However and for the first time in recent years, Real Madrid steps up to this match as slightly favorite, according to several football betting companies and sports bookie experts. The game will certainly be an exciting and thrilling one, as it has been an appanage of all the recent "Clasicos", but Pep Guardiola's men can't afford to lose this battle, otherwise they will risk seeing the gap to Madrid being extended to a 6 points margin, with still 1 game less disputed. If José Mourinho finds himself on top with a 9 points lead, then not even a Barcelona dream team will probably be able to catch up the Merengues. Real Madrid, who is currently in a 15-game winning streak (10 in "La Liga"), will host Barcelona in the best possible moment. In the other hand, the Blaugrana dropped 5 points in their last 5 matches for the Spanish League, after drawing 2-2 against Athletic Bilbao in San Mamés and losing 1-0 to Getafe, in the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez. Real Madrid seized that opportunity to takeoff and José Mourinho is certainly more than aware of the importance of such lead advantage. After this Saturday's "Clasico", Real Madrid next fixture in "La Liga" will be against Sevilla, in the "Ramón Sánchez Pizjuán" (17th December) and it could turn out to be crucial not conceding a loss to Barcelona, in the week before. Cristiano Ronaldo has been spared from the UEFA Champions League fixture this Wednesday, against Ajax, and it should be safe to say he'll be a starter against Barcelona on Saturday. The Portuguese player will be eager to improve his goalscoring stats, as he already counts with 17 goals in "La Liga" 2011/2012 and is actually tied with the Argentinian Lionel Messi.Real Madrid starting line-up against Barcelona won't be very easy to predict, since there are a few regular choices who are still recovering from injuries and José Mourinho tactical choices could easily provide last minute surprises. While Iker Casillas will certainly be on the goal line, the defensive line could suffer a few changes. The Brazilian left-back, Marcelo, has been struggling with a few minor injuries and if he doesn't get fit before Saturday, he'll probably be replaced by the Portuguese player, Fábio Coentrão. In the center of the defense, Pepe should line-up with Sergio Ramos, but the right-back spot is also prone to raise some questions, even though Arbeloa should have his place secured after performing well against Ajax. In the other hand, Lass Diarra could actually lack the required experience to play on that position against such a challenging opponent as it is Barcelona, but he might be a valid option for the midfield, if Mourinho decides to strengthen his team against Barça's "tiki-taka".

Sport · 0:25
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Real Madrid 3-0 Ajax. Ronaldo and Kaká feed the European dream

facebook.com/williamofotboll Real Madrid outclassed Ajax tonight in the Santiago Bernabéu, after beating the Dutch side by 3-0. Cristiano Ronaldo added another goal to his tally, but it was Kaká who delighted the crowd with a nostalgic performance. Real Madrid confirmed expectations as they defeated Ajax tonight by 3-0, in the Santiago Bernabéu. Cristiano Ronaldo scored his first goal of the season in the UEFA Champions League and his 9th when accounting all competitions. However, the MVP of the night has to be granted to Kaká, who had one of those nostalgic performances, that make people remember the times when the Brazilian got awarded the FIFA World Player of the Year trophy (2007). Helped by a great performance from Kaká and Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid didn't face many difficulties to beat Ajax tonight. The Brazilian scored one goal and assisted for another, while Ronaldo managed to score his first goal of this UEFA Champions League edition. Real Madrid now counts with 2 wins out of 2 matches and is on the right tracks to get an early ticket for the last 16 stage. Real Madrid started the game with typical 4-2-3-1, where Xabi Alonso and Khedira were the ones responsible for conducting and dictating the team's tempo. Mesut Ozil had orders to play by the sideline, while Kaká had more of a free role, in order to allow the Brazilian to combine well with his teammates wherever he could find spaces. However, Ajax strategy somehow blocked Real Madrid intents in the early periods of the game, as the Dutch side managed to keep their net far from danger and was still able to threat Casillas, with fast counter attacks by the sidelines. It's not by chance that many regard Real Madrid as the best team in the World when playing in counter-attack. It was around the 25th minute that the Merengues showed how to combine and finish a beautiful and fast play, with Kaká, Ozil, Cristiano Ronaldo and Benzema being the main actors of this first masterpiece. Cristiano Ronaldo scored the first goal of the night, as well as the first of his tally, if accounting only for this year's UEFA Champions League edition. Ajax started to give more spaces in forbidden areas and Real Madrid would still manage to score a second goal before the half-time, in a good combination between Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaká. The Brazilian found a good spot, tried his left-foot shot and made the 2-0 just before the break. The second half would start with Real Madrid trying to slow down things, in order to control the outcome of this match. Even though the game was being played more slowly, the Merengues would add another to their lead, after a good combination between Arbeloa and Kaká, allowing the Brazilian to assist Benzema for an easy tap-in. The game wouldn't suffer any major changes from that point on, but as a negative note, Benzema was forced to leave the game after picking up an injury and Cristiano Ronaldo was also seen in pain close to the end. Real Madrid line-up vs Ajax: Casillas; Arbeloa, R. Carvalho, Varane, S. Ramos; Xabi Alonso, Khedira, Ozil; Kaká, Cristiano Ronaldo and Benzema レアルマドリード対アヤックスアムステルダム6から2フルマッチハイライト+すべての目標2011年9月27日 Реал Vs Аякс 6 - 2 Полный подчеркивает матча + Все Цели 2011-09-27

Sport · 4:42
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Rebecca Black - Friday [League of Legends Parody "LoL Time"]

Like us on Facebook: http://Facebook.com/PlayerPOV This is a parody of Rebecca Black's "Friday" song, made about League of Legends. Some of the stats BEFORE it was deleted: http://i.imgur.com/9qq2D.png Song Download Link: http://www.purevolume.com/PlayerPOV/albums/Parodies Summoner Names: Cody Collective Beatelite [Lyrics] Seven pm waking up in the evening gotta get up, yo my backs so sore gotta carry LoL, gotta carry some noobs Seeing everyone just feeding feeding tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' gotta get the minions up top screaming what the ****, where is my team Feeding in the bot lane ganking in the mid lane gotta make my mind up which lane should I taaaaaaaake It's LoL time, LoL time Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding LoL time, LoL time Gotta carry fools it's lol time Everybody's feeding on my league of legends Carrying, Carrying, YEAH Carrying, Carrying, YEAH Fun, fun, not fun, fun feeding on my league of legends 20 minutes in, we're gonna surrender Losing so fast, I just want to die Fun, fun, why is this fun You know what it is I got this, wait I don't My team is really bad, ay You got this, wait you don't Now you're dead Losing from the get-go Losing 'cause you're bad bro Gonna lose my mind now Why's my team so baaaaaaaaad It's LoL time, LoL time, Gettin' so pissed at bad heims Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding LoL time, LoL time Gotta slash wrists it's LoL time Everybody's feeding on my league of legends Jungling, Jungling, YEAH Jungling, Jungling, YEAH Fun, fun, not fun, fun Last game I was cho gath, cho gath This game I'm not cho gath, cho gath We we, we es brazilian we es brazilian Hue hue hue hue hue hue Next game play, renekton interior crocodile I just want this LoL game to ENDDDDDD Blue red, I'm stackin' that So creepin' in the jungle in the wraith camp I'm getting creep kills fast lanes, switchin' lanes Get a bush I'm gonna hide Passin' mid I'ma school kids THEY GONNA FEED It's Zilean, tick tok, gonna BLEED Check the time, it's 20, go surrend We're so bad, c'mon, c'mon ya'll It's LoL time, LoL time Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding LoL time, LoL time Gotta carry fools it's lol time Everybody's feeding on my league of legends Carrying, Carrying, YEAH Carrying, Carrying, YEAH Fun, fun, not fun, fun feeding on my league of legends

Parodier · 3:27
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Radiohead - Paranoid Android: YouTube Artists Mix

God loves his children, yeah. Check my channel out. Contact me @ http://on.fb.me/OHADI22 CREDITS in order of appearance: 0:07 http://y2u.be/wQXHXM-HnbU DRUMS: Alberto, Italy 0:10 http://y2u.be/w9Q79nt6NpA A. GUITAR: goljadkin, Italy 0:18 http://y2u.be/knqZmyGlAQE E. GUITAR: VIwavesofmusicIV, USA 0:25 http://y2u.be/1p9sH-uMnKI VOCALS: Yvette, USA 0:43 http://y2u.be/FsD4921LBWE VOCALS: Nycholas, France 0:53 http://y2u.be/8UgVXRafO3Y BASS GUITAR: Nick, England 0:53 http://y2u.be/AwhtVlVAx1s MARIMBA: Gregory, Canada 0:56 http://y2u.be/5Hh_iYzfIIM A. GUITAR: ComradeNu, USA 1:03 http://y2u.be/QLKxzFLLyp8 STEEL DRUMS: turtlepan101, USA 1:05 http://y2u.be/dMdlFRixaiQ A. GUITAR: Drew, USA 1:15 http://y2u.be/NVvdjEb0QdA VOCALS: Mike, USA 1:25 http://y2u.be/lNp9qW3jLw E. GUITAR: Paul, USA 1:44 http://y2u.be/i5p9UJjhO_E VOCALS: Lore, Belgium 1:44 http://y2u.be/0RfGf8KLWZI E. GUITAR: Rick, UK 1:54 http://y2u.be/IUer5TjL1oQ E. GUITAR: Anne-Sophie, France 2:10 http://y2u.be/-2e3WcsCHQY A.GUITAR & CELLO: Tosin & Matthew, USA 2:16 http://y2u.be/56Fd66DKX_g E. GUITAR: Michael, USA 2:20 http://y2u.be/VkUTofxUJLM BRASS INST.: UW Jazz Orchestra, USA 2:27 http://y2u.be/TcgvoOex0-0 VOCALS: Egle, UK 2:40 http://y2u.be/b9H-EhxfBCA E. GUITAR FX: alienxists, UK 2:51 http://y2u.be/yitFx3sIMTM VOCALS: Nathan, UK 3:02 http://y2u.be/Qjpn_eslQTE E. GUITAR: murphopolis, USA 3:12 http://y2u.be/VS98b5tD8GM E. GUITAR: Matias, Chile 3:17 http://y2u.be/rxlW-Qiivbg E. GUITAR: Tyler, UK 3:40 http://y2u.be/ydF5E60PVCk BACKING VOCALS: Dennis & Tiago, Brazil 3:45 http://y2u.be/oenuDQl4Ofw E. GUITAR: Glenn, Belgium 3:48 http://y2u.be/WGPqnpkrX9M OBOE: Lisa, USA 3:54 http://y2u.be/Cv2lPfffkfU FLUTE: Morristown Colonial Symphony, USA 4:07 http://y2u.be/Ni8SIx1wWZw ELECTRIC GUITAR: Marty, USA 4:11 http://y2u.be/kyjB8mnB5vw VOCALS & PIANO: Simon, Australia 4:26 http://y2u.be/njwDWIrKMU4 WIND QUARTET: Katie, Suzanne, Marc & Thomas, USA 4:42 http://y2u.be/0Cc3CPfPEeQ BASS GUITAR: Nicola, Italy 5:03 http://y2u.be/v5Q135486zA STRING ORCHESTRA: The Section Quartet & FZE 5:12 http://y2u.be/u6oD9FO_T-U VOCALS: Rock 4, Netherlands 5:13 http://y2u.be/IZldpJUpgI4 BRASS ORCHESTRA: Pride of Arizona, USA 6:04 http://y2u.be/uzClwjkoUjo A. GUITAR & BEAR SUIT: jamontoastst, USA Oops, it's 36..

Musik · 6:35
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THE STERE0TYPES SONG

DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/StereotypesSong Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson http://bit.ly/hkgd8U Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider http://bit.ly/eBe5JE ***NOTE*** I did NOT get the Scottish and Welsh mixed up. Yes, the Welsh are known for humping sheep, but to the rest of the world the stereotype applies to the Scottish too. Please look it up before you start arguing about it. :) ***********LYRICS************** I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous, So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious. They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns. And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn. They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role. You've got to go big like an Israeli nose. If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're Out of control like a Chinese driver. I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but They're always high, so don't let them fool ya. And I love them Puerto Ricans, Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend. I'm just joking. If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians, And the crooked teeth of an English dude Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. And how could anyone hate the French. Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Brazilian girls is what you want, Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. I love Africans, but hold up a second. National Geographic says they're all butt-naked. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes. They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose. Uh oh! They're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast. They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis. I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep. (repeat 8x) I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Coolt · 4:26
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Curling from Brazil

Brazilian Reporter Hit by Horse

Läskigt hissprank från Brasilien

Max Payne 3 - Official Launch Trailer

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Curling from Brazil

Brazilian Reporter Hit by Horse

Läskigt hissprank från Brasilien

Max Payne 3 - Official Launch Trailer

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Real Madrid vs Barcelona preview: The end of a hegemony? [2012/2011 HD]

Real Madrid 3-0 Ajax. Ronaldo and Kaká feed the European dream

Changing faces with a smile

Dans-battle

Rebecca Black - Friday [League of Legends Parody "LoL Time"]

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Cristiano Ronaldo 2011 - I'm the Best | Full HD |

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Real Madrid Vs Sporting Gijon 0-1 Goal & Full Highlights Liga BBVA 2010-2011 02/04/2011

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