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The Danger of Wet Floors

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I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOUR VERSION)

Get the song on itunes! http://bit.ly/SWING_MY_SWORD_by_Toby TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) http://tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Fans! http://facebook.com/tobyturnerfans Daily Vlogs: http://youtube.com/tobyturner TobyGames! http://bit.ly/TobyGames Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! http://bit.ly/tobyposter (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! http://twitter.com/tobyturner Dailybooth! http://dailybooth.com/tobuscus I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOURS) Here's the original video where I made the song up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPy7mb0AXjU Lyrics: Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin' diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus Music by Terabrite http://www.youtube.com/terabrite Animation by GonzoSSM http://www.youtube.com/gonzossm Tags: minecraft can swing my sword diamond tobygames tobuscus toby turner game gaming notch music song "i can swing my sword" "diamond sword"

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The Danger of Wet Floors

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I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOUR VERSION)

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Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor ft. Pitbull

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2 Unlimited - No limit

2Unlimited-No limit(1992) About this song: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no, no There's no limit!No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There's no limit! No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!No valley to deepNo mountain too highNo no limits, won't give up the fight!We do what we want and we do it with pride Let me hear ya say yeah! (yeah!) Hard to the core, I feel the floorWhen I'm on stage, yo, ya answer moreI'm on the edge, I know the ledge, I work real hard to collect my cash!Tick tick ticka tick take your time, when I'm goin' I'm goin' for mineOpen your ears and you will hear itI tell you this 'cause there's no limit! No limits allowedCause there's much crowdMicrophone check as I choose my routeI'm playing on the roadI've got no fear, the south from my mouth is on record hereThere never will be no mountain too highReach the top, touch the sky!They tried to diss me cause I sell outI'm making techno and I am proud! No, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no, no, no There's no limit! No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!No valley to deepNo mountain too highNo no limits, won't give up the fight!We do what we want and we do it with pride No no limits, we'll reach for the sky!No valley to deepNo mountain too highNo no limits, won't give up the fight!We do what we want and we do it with pride All copyrights respected and acknowledged. The best music of the 90's. Espero que este sea el comienzo de una gran saga...aqui en Peru el techno fue todo un furor, pues aun cuando era niño escuchaba y bailaba estas canciones...pronto subire mas videos. Techno-Eurodance 4EVER!!!

Musik · 3:47
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Oskar äger i Turkiet

Oskar and the awesome Hasan are showing off! En härlig vecka i Turkiet / A lovely week in Turkey ;) Thank u Hasan FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/pages/Natur-Oskar/162929530482442 PRENUMERERA http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=136105

Coolt · 1:49
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Kitty Corliss "Grinding the Crack"

Music: "Sail" by Awolnation http://awolnationmusic.com Originals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k GET WELL SOON JEB! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WJmxi3vYRU&feature=youtu.be If you are disturbed by this video then I recommend that you listen to this podcast http://www.radiolab.org/2010/sep/20/ about the science behind falling cats and why they almost always land on their feet, even after falling from 40+floors up. On average, about 4 cats per day fall out of buildings in NYC and survive...Seriously, cats are badasses!...Just listen to it. (they begin the cat discussion at around 25 minutes in but the physics starts at 30 minutes in) It didn't match perfectly at first. I had to tweak the clip speed levels a couple times. This video is for educational purposes Copyright violation not intended

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Sexy Ass Grabbing Robot Prank

Domo arigato Mr Ass Grabbing Roboto! A cleaning robot coming straight from the 60s future takes a break from mopping the floor to slap dat sweet ass.

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Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song, 40 Songs, Same Chords

Almost every popsong that is created in todays music business has two intentions: Make money and make the music creators and the ones that plays the music bigger and more famous. Therefore they use a chord progression which all of us already heard since we were babies. The I-V-vi-IV progression is used in so many songs that I guess no one can count them all... Of course there can be som minor or major changes with the chords but the sound is practically the same. This was recorded in Melbourne 2009 on a Comedy Festival. The chords used are: E B C# A Just to clarify that The Australian Jack Black is Here! Songs Included are : Don't Stop Beliving - Journey 0:52 You're Beautiful - James Blunt 1:01 Forever Young - Alphaville 1:10 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz 1:17 Happy Ending - Mika 1:26 Amazing - Alex Lloyd 1:35 Wherever You Will Go - The Calling 1:42 Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John 1:50 She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 1:57 Pictures Of You - The Last Goodnight 2:05 With Or Without You - U2 2:12 Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House 2:20 Pretty Enough? - Kasey Chambers 2:30 Let It Be - The Beatles 2:39 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 2:43 The Horses - Darryl Braithwaite 2:48 No Waman No Cry - Bob Marley & The Wailers 2:55 Sex And Candy - Marcy Playground 2:57 Down Under - Men At Work 2:59 Banjo Patterson's Waltzing Matilda 3:02 Take On Me - A-ha 3:06 When I Come Around - Green Day 3:09 Save Tonight - Eagle-Eye Cherry 3:22 Africa - Toto 3:23 If I Were A Boy - Beyoncé 3:30 Self Esteem - The Offspring 3:31 You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offsprings 3:38 U + Ur Hand - P!nk 3:46 Pokerface - Lady Gaga 3:54 Barbie Girl - Aqua 3:59 You Found Me - The Fray 4:01 Don't Trust Me - 30h!3 4:09 Kids - MGMT 4:16 Canvas Bags - Tim Manchin 4:23 Torn - Natalie Imbruglia 4:33 Superman - Five For Fighting 4:49 Birdplane - Axis Of Awesome 4:53 Scar - Missy Higgings 5:06 Thats All It Takes To Be A Star - Axis Of Awesome 5:20 Lyrics: My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that i'm sure Forever young, I wanna be forever young I wont hesitate no more, no more it can not wait, i'm yours This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending, no love no hope no glory, no happy ending Cause you were amazing, and we did amazing If i could, then I would, I'd go where ever you will go And can you feel the love tonight And she will be loved, yes, she will be loved Pictures of you, pictures of me, hung up on your wall, for the world to see Cause I can't live, with or without you Whenever I fall, at your feet, you let your tense Am I not pretty enough, is my heart to bro... Double time? Double time! When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner that's the way it's gonna be little darling (be little darling) we'll go riding on the horses yeaha No woman no cry Mama this surely is a dream I come from a land down under Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong Take on me (when I come around) take me on (when I come around) I'll be gone, in a minute or two Save tonight It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Fight the break of dawn come tomorrow There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do If I were a boy I know she's playing with me I think I would understand Well that's okey cause I got no self esteem With a thousand lies and a good disguise hit 'em right between the eyes hit 'em right between the eyes Cause I'm not here for your entertainment you don't really wanna mess with me tonight Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face Come on Barbie let's go party Lost and insecure you found me, you found me She wants to touch me woho, she wants to love me woho, she'll never leave me woho, wohohoho Enjoy yourself, take only what you need from it Take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags, take your canvas bags to the supermarket, take your canvas bags Nothing's right i'm torn I'm all out of faith this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor Illusion never changed into something real I'm wide awake and I can see I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane I'm a birdplane, I'm a birdplane, a motherfucking birdplane And doesn't that sound familiar doesn't that hit too close to home doesn't that make you shiver the way that things have gone And doesn't it seem peculiar when everyone wants a little more so that I do remember to never go this far That's all it takes to be a star!!!!!!

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Tjej halkar på halt golv!

Dom som kollar på övervakningsklippet får sig ett gott skratt.

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Angry Grandpa - The Blowout After Christmas

There's trash on the floor. This is bad.

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Indiana Jones HISHE - Extended Clip

The Broken Bones Jones scene from the Crystal Skull HISHE was quick, but originally had an ounce more than was released in the final version. For those who enjoy seeing footage from the cutting room floor, this is the segment in it's entirety.

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Minecraft Santa (feat. Tobuscus)

Tomten i Minecraft

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Den var dom inte med på!

Bil drar med sig golvet så alla på scen faller i backen.

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Ultimate Floorball-Skills

Tim Hoidis #6 grym på innebandy...

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Levante 1-0 Real Madrid. Half Ronaldo wasn't enough to avoid the loss

facebook.com/williamofotboll Levante 1-0 Real Madrid. Half Ronaldo wasn't enough to avoid the loss Real Madrid got defeated for the first time this season, after losing by 1-0 against Levante, this Sunday night. Cristiano Ronaldo wasn't completely recovered from his ankle injury, so Mourinho decided to only put CR7 playing in the 2nd half. Levante managed to impose Real Madrid their first loss in the 2011-12 season, after beating the Merengues by 1-0. The game's turning point, took place still in the 1st half, when the referee decided to show the red card to Khedira, sending off the German and leaving Real Madrid forced to play with 10 men until the end of the match. Cristiano Ronaldo got stiched on his ankle on last Wednesday and is still far from his best condition, but nonetheless, Mourinho allowed CR7 to step up in the 2nd half. Levante players had left several warnings during this week, that they were not going to be soft in this game. Those who who might have been skeptical about those words, early realised they were being serious about it, as Levante showed very high aggressiveness levels during the entire game. The match started with a very controversial play, when Benzema managed to score for Real Madrid, but immediatly saw his goal being disallowed for a pretense foul in Levante's goalkeeper. Real Madrid was not playing brilliantly, but was still managing to create several good goalscoring chances. Benzema, Kaká and Di María were very close to score in several occasions, but the Merengues were lacking that "killer instinct" they usually have, when Cristiano Ronaldo is on the pitch, and they've failed a lot of good opportunities to take the lead. The turning point in this game happened near the 41th minute, just after a big confusion started by Levante players, on which several players started pushing each other. As usual, those who are more artful and tricky try to provoke a yellow card in opponent players who already have a yellow card and that's exactly what Levante managed to do in this situation. The slightest pushing and a Levante player started rolling on the floor, as if he got hit by a sniper. The referee rushed to the spot to show Khedira his second yellow card in the game, sending him off and leaving Real Madrid with the task to play with 10 men for the rest of the match. The game would never be the same from that point further. Cristiano Ronaldo jumped from the bench at halftime and got to the line-up in the 2nd half. However, it was obvious that the Portuguese player was playing very limited due the recent ankle injury he picked earlier this week. We all know how competitive Ronaldo can be, so he probably insisted in giving his contribution on this match, even if he wasn't close to his best condition. Real Madrid had a very hard task, playing with 10 men, against a side who was disputing every play as if it was the most important of their careers. Real Madrid tried to push forward replacing Benzema for Cristiano Ronaldo right from the start of the 2nd half, and later on Kaká for Higuaín and Marcelo for Ozil, but it was Levante who turned out to take advantage of the spaces the Merengues were leaving empty on their defense. Around the 68th minute, Koné easily finished a fast counter-attack play, leaving no chances for Casillas to react to his strong shot. What appeared to be a hard task, had just become almost an impossible one. Real Madrid battled but they were never finding enough spaces to threaten Levante's goal, as they managed to do in the first half when it was still 11 against 11. Real Madrid line-up vs Levante: Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Pepe, Carvalho, Marcelo, Xabi Alonso, Khedira, Di Maria, Kaka, Fábio Coentrão and Karim Benzema

Sport · 4:21
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