Jag har as tråkigt... =S Kan ni skriva några skämt eller gåtor?
Vad sa katten till apan?
Mjau.
Ben went over to his female colleague at work and said: - Oh, your hair smells good today, just freshly washed!
The woman got pissed and went straight into the manager's office and told that she got insulted.
- What has happened? asks the boss.
- Ben said that my hair smells like freshly washed.
- But, what's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with that? the woman yelled. Ben is fuckin 'midget!
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*
MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*
Anders sex life was failing, when he had trouble getting it up. So asked his best friend for advice.
- Wait until your wife has fallen asleep, said the friend, as you touch her between the legs until you feel her juices.
Then put some under your nose and then you will get it up.
Anders went home and waited for his wife to fall asleep and he touched her, and putted her juices over his nose.
And indeed, he was able to get it up so he woke up his wife.
She yelled:
- Why the fuck did you wake me in the middle of the night for?! To show that you have nosebleeds?
A guy tracked his wife for her flabby breasts.
- If you got a bit firmer breasts, you wouldnt need bra!
The wife poked his dick and said:
- If you got a bigger dick, I wouldnt need to use your brother.
Boy: Make a C with your right hand .
Girl: okayy .*makes a C.*
Boy: *smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: No. My stomach. and its empty, make me a sandwich.
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Ginger.
They were all in jail and escaped. They ran to a nearby farm, which had a barn. The police were a few hours behind them.
The three girls hid in the barn.
The brunette hid behind the horse.
The ginger hid behind the pigs.
And the blonde hid behind the hay.
The police entered the barn and began to search around.
The horse said "neighh".
The pig said "oinkk".
And the hay said "heyyyyyy(:".
Fanns redan en gammal tråd om detta, fortsätt i den.
http://jesper.nu/forum/forumlekar/78117-skamt/
Låser denna.
